GoldenComics

If the joint’s popularity is any indicator, there’s probably some truth behind the title. Half a million visitors are swinging by with their dicks out every month, and you can’t pull that kind of traffic if all you’re peddling is bullshit. GoldenComics.art has been posting free porn comics, hentai manga and doujinshi for a few years now, building a world-class archive of the stuff. As much as I love the real-life ladies of pornography (and even bang ‘em myself over at PornDudeCasting), hentai often takes me places that just ain’t possible in the world of video entertainment. Who’s up for some freaky comic sex adventures?

What’s So Golden About GoldenComics?

Like many hentai libraries, GoldenComics takes a pretty low-key approach to the presentation. Their logo is just plain ol’ text, and they don’t clutter up the layout with icons or unnecessary text. With my adblocker running, I didn’t see any spam either, leaving most of the front page free to show off their main draw, those titular comics.

Even before I started scrolling, it was clear that this collection carried a wide range of adult comic styles. Some sites focus on hentai straight out of Japan, some include amateur doujin versions of the same, while still others collect Western-style porn comics and parodies. The very first things I saw on GoldenComics were parodies of My Hero Academia, Futurama, Gurren Lagann and Ben 10, the art in each one sticking tightly to the original styles.

In case I ain’t being clear enough, there are a ton of X-rated parodies of things you might have already been beating off to. In fact, I had to flip over to page 2 before I saw any fully original porn comics. Mixed in with the depraved spin-offs of League of Legends, Star Fox and Scooby Doo, I found OC big-ass threesome stories, vampire sex, dragon fantasies, aliens and superheroes. On page 3, I found a furry BDSM comic where a blindfolded, ball-gagged dog man is popping a huge red dog boner while tied up in elaborate rope bondage. Kinky!

With such a wide variety of material in the GoldenComics.art archive, I was a little bit surprised not to find much of the computer-generated 3D comics you find in a lot of these collections. While that might be a bummer to fans of that style of content, I found it kind of refreshing. CG sex comics have a lot to offer in terms of perversion, but can sometimes feel out of place in a stash of hand-drawn art. The full menu of 3D Golden Comics currently only stretches 3 pages, making it a small drop in an ocean of dirty sequential art.

What Kind of Weird Hentai Will It Be Today?

One of the things I’ve always loved about hentai and porn comics is that their range of perversion is even more diverse than what you’d find on the freakiest free tube or paysite out there. GoldenComics.art lives up to my expectations in that respect, offering up a wealth of subgenres, sex acts, kinks and fetishes to appeal to every kind of deviate. There’s stuff here that will appeal to even the freakiest of deep-niche fetishists who have a hard time finding their preferred fap fodder anywhere.

If you’re a relatively vanilla masturbator, no worries, because you’ll find all of the usual porn genres here. GoldenComics lists a handful of tags beneath each comic thumbnail, and I was seeing the usual niches before I’d even left the front page. Genres like Asian Girls, Blowjobs, Creampies and Big Tits can be found without much effort, though around here, the same could be said about the freakier categories.

If Anal Sex, Bukkake and Double Penetration sound as exciting as a meal at Denny’s, perhaps you’d be better suited with some Golden Comics featuring Tentacles, X-Ray, Monster Girls or Furry fucking. There’s Futanari and Big Areolae, Muscle and Torture, Incest and Yuri.

GoldenComics.art does a good job tagging their content, which makes their big-ass library easy to sift through to find the weird shit that gets you all hard and drippy. Even if you already know what you’re looking for, I recommend taking a look at their Categories and Tags page. It’s an exhaustive list of all the properties they’ve got parodied, as well as all the kinks they’ve got covered. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: there’s no better place to find a weird new fetish than a hentai Tags index. Try it and tell me I’m lying.

Damn, That’s a Fucking Lot of Hentai

I’m not sure who’s moderating content on Golden Comics, but it’s pretty fucking obvious they’re not just scraping the internet for every piece of porno artwork they can find. For one thing, there’s a consistent quality that you don’t always get in some of the big collections. It also looks like they do batch uploads, because while they don’t publish new stuff every single day, they’re adding fat bundles of fresh material all the time. As I type this up, the site hasn’t been updated in a few days, but saw a couple dozen new comics hit the stash in the last update.

To date, there are over 7,000 Golden Comics in the library. As a porn reviewer and professional masturbator, this does make my job a little more difficult. Where’s a self-respecting pervert even supposed to begin in a collection of this size? Do I start with some manga about big-titted princesses boning monsters, a Scott Pilgrim parody full of tentacles and tit-fucking, or a kinky version of Five Nights at Freddy’s that combines furry sex, monster girls and femdom?

I figured, when in Rome, you may as well masturbate to something fucking weird. Sandwiched between a Steven Universe futanari comic and an taboo tale starring My Little Ponies, I found a little something called Fun With The Little Guy. The cover features a sexy, big-titted manga babe in a skirt and a dude the size of her hand looking up that skirt. It’s tagged with Anal, FFM Threesome, and of course, Giant.

GoldenComics doesn’t have the fancy, baked-in hentai reader that some of the fancier sites have, nor a gallery view with thumbnails. They take a streamlined approach to everything here, so each comic is laid out along a single, long-scrolling page. I wish there was an auto-scroll feature for no-handed viewing, but I can live with the one-handed setup.

This one’s a silent strip, without any dialog to distract from the action. The art is sexy as fuck, drawn with a steady and practiced hand in a manga style with excellent shading. It opens with the skirted babe walking into an office and looking around for something, oblivious to the tiny man on her desk. When she sits down, he accidentally gets squished between her giant boobs. She finds him, lubes him up in her mouth, and puts him back between those jugs. He slips and slides around in there, falls out, and then climbs into her butthole.

This isn’t what I was expecting to fap to today, but now I have the weirdest boner. About a third of the way into the strip, another babe walks in. She sucks the dude out of girl number-one’s bunghole, and then the pair sandwich him between their four enormous mammaries. I don’t want to spoil the rest, and frankly, I want to wrap this up so I can enjoy it more fully myself.

GoldenComics.art is a killer archive of filthy comics, covering a wide range of styles, parodies and pornographic subgenres. The presentation is simple and to-the-point, keeping it basic but tagging immaculately to ensure easy browsability. I didn’t see any spam during my visit, which makes it even easier to recommend to hentai and porn comic fans than it might be otherwise. There’s a lot of material here, so I recommend typing your favorite comics, characters, or kinks into the search bar and seeing what turns up.